Thursday, June 21, 2007

Since it's so hot going to jail now

... I think Angelina should be arrested. She's utterly, insanely, illegally gorgeous!

Seriously, Angelina at Cannes 2007:

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

Angelina and her tatoos

I'm not a fan of tatoos but I think Angelina makes them oozingly sexy

Angelina and some random salesman

OK, I know Brad Pitt was voted the "sexiest man alive" twice by People magazine but he looks like a tool next to Angelina. Have never liked him but disliked him even more since he got it on with her. Lucky bastard!

Angelina in a St. John ad:

She could even send Kmart sales rocketing if she ever did a charity ad for them.

Uhm, I need a cold shower...

Friday, June 15, 2007

Disney’s Desperate Housewives

  • Belle: My husband is an animal. (eww!)
  • Cinderella: Mine still drives a pumpkin. (a Porsche would be more romantic nowadays)
  • Snow White: My husband leaves me at home with 7 little ones. (apparently good things do not always come in small packages)
  • Little Mermaid: Mine wants me to wear fishnet stockings. (yep, Prince Charming has fetishes too)
  • Sleeping Beauty: I just pretend I’m asleep. (yet most women still can’t use that excuse)

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Victoria's Secret virgin

A comment on Adriana's revelation that she's a virgin on GQ magazine from The Superficial:

"This just goes against everything we're taught to believe about supermodels. Hold on a second... ok, I just asked the supermodels in my bedroom if any of them were still virgins. Two said yes, while the other three said they were Capricorns. They also said that the midget hasn't breathed in roughly two hours, so I better get back there."

Me thinks that someone should tell this Catholic devotee model that rear entry still counts (though the Bible might disagree).

Sunday, June 3, 2007

Cute ewww

Asian pop culture, especially Japanese, seems to have an obsession with “cute”-ness but I personally dislike that word for the following reasons:
- Sounds so vague, even dogs are cute
- Sounds pedophiliac to me
- It can be a pity word for ugly people
- It’s overused. Sometimes a girl sees a rugged, square-jawed, six-packed, burning hot guy and still calls him “cute”. WTF?

Alright “cute” isn’t bad, there are real cuties like The O.C’s Seth Cohen whom I adore to pieces but I generally tend to avoid using that word. I once wore a smoking tube top and a lady friend of mine still called me “cute”. I was like “What the hell! Do I need to rip my clothes off so that you will stop calling me “cute”?" If I had been wearing a Hello Kitty shirt it would have been a different matter to me. Or being called "fucking cute".

Funnily from the info I gathered on the internet, girls like being called cute but guys hate being called so.

In my book:

Sexyexudes sensuality, has special charm
e.g French women, Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp

HotI wanna bang you on the spot
e.g Italian guys, Calvin Klein underwear models

Cuteclose to pretty or may be used to describe bubbly personality but can also extend to animals
e.g: Audrey Tautou, Paris Hilton, oops, I mean her chihuahuas

Prettygood-looking in a prepubescent or teenagerish way
e.g: Keira Knightley, Orlando Bloom

Beautiful (woman) & handsome (men) – good-looking in an “adult” way
e.g Monica Bellucci, Tom Cruise

Gorgeous can be used to describe both men & women, close to beautiful & handsome

Of couse, the definitions can easily overlap sometimes like Jolie is sexy, hot, beautiful but I can hardly describe her as “cute”.

To me, sexy > hot > cute. Doesn’t always work that way but that’s generally my rule.

OK, enough with the rambling. Do you like being called cute? How do you most want to be called?