Sunday, February 4, 2007

Shit happens

Shit is in the eye of the beholder.

  • Taoism: Shit happens.
  • Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
  • Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
  • Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
  • Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
  • Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
  • Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
  • Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
  • Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again.
  • Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
  • Capitalism: That's MY shit.
  • Communism: It's everybody's shit.
  • Feminism: Men are shit.
  • Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
  • Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
  • Surrealism: Shit is shiny and shaped like a buick.
  • Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
  • Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
  • Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
  • Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
  • Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
  • Atheism: I don't believe this shit.
  • Altruism: Want some shit?

P.S: I feel like shit!


  1. troi oi, doc cai nay vui qua! phai cho^m la.i post qua blog cua minh moi duoc ^^

  2. in the name of SHIT!
    p/s: i like this crap

  3. Haha doc ma cuoi sac mau. Tks em iu :*