Friday, March 16, 2007

Pox Thiến Jolie: Angelina's newest toy boy

Oops, sorry, the boy's name is actually Pax Thien Jolie. And he's not her toy boy but baby boy.

Angelina's track of naming babies recently has been deteriorating at the pace of Nicole Richie's weight loss. First is Shiloh, now Pax? What's next, Jong Il?

Anyway, the baby is kinda cute. I'm all for Baby Deathmatch between goofy cutie Pax and sexy badass Maddox. You can see the tension in Mad's eyes already. Yay!


  1. When will vanity be the next toy girl for Angie?

  2. I have a dream, that one day I will be her toy girl.
    ...Baby I’m your slave
    I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave...

  3. What's wrong with the names though? I thought those names were cute.

  4. "Pax" sounds like a sandwich. Me love sandwiches (especially being sandwiched between Brangelina...oh yeah) Oops, are we talking about those third-world baby adoptees here?