Friday, June 15, 2007

Disney’s Desperate Housewives

  • Belle: My husband is an animal. (eww!)
  • Cinderella: Mine still drives a pumpkin. (a Porsche would be more romantic nowadays)
  • Snow White: My husband leaves me at home with 7 little ones. (apparently good things do not always come in small packages)
  • Little Mermaid: Mine wants me to wear fishnet stockings. (yep, Prince Charming has fetishes too)
  • Sleeping Beauty: I just pretend I’m asleep. (yet most women still can’t use that excuse)


  1. Hahaha. :)))))))))))))

  2. Tuong Prince Charming la` cho`ng Cinderella chu nhi? Ho*, hay la 2 ba.n dang ky' reality show "Husband Swap - Happily Ever After" ?

  3. You are a sicko, Hanny :D
    Prince Charming just means a fantasy, ideal guy.
    Now girls can add McDreamy, Mr. Big, Mr. Right into the list.