Friday, March 30, 2007

The Rejection code




We all know that rejection sucks. But we also know that we or someone would be sensitive enough not to say: “You are too ugly/fat/dumb/boring/selfish/careless/mean, etc.” though these are some of the top reasons. So what’s up with “It’s not you, it’s me” or “Let’s be friends” crap? Let’s decode them from each gender's perspective:


Top 10 Rejection Lines

Given By Women (and what they actually mean)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet. It's that male perspective thing)


In response ... The male perspective on the same issue

Top 10 Rejection Lines

Given By Men (and what they actually mean)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)


4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends. (You're unbelievably ugly.)



Oh, how much I just love men!

4 comments:

  1. where did you get all of this? lol~~~

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  2. Em iu ơi mai mốt ta mang về blog nhé. Ai dè em iu cũng đọc về relationship. Haha. Forum gì thế em iu?

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